Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 06, 2021

Or Adam!! At least Tarzan wore a “loin cloth!” Adam – not so much!!

/SNARK/

Gasp! They would have to have eye bleach….Yoooooowza!

… or “Sue”.

and what kind of a tip is she giving him? Seems like she has kept him at the door long enough for the food to get cold!

I met a man who claimed his name was Tarzan. I tried some Great Ape speech on him, but he didn’t understand it.

Or Boston ( strangler )