Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for March 04, 2021

He truly “snailed” it.

Competing with Le Singe d’Garbage, huh?

People in Heathcliff’s neighborhood only ever throw away brown mushy stuff. With the occasional piece of paper.

Sacré bleu! Now I has seen everything.

Heathcliff has such a great class.

Where I come from, garbage cans don’t come seasoned. BAM! BAM!

Garbage is an art form to Heathcliff.

Here is a trashy joke for the day:

‘Honey, did you throw away the cat’s poop?’ ‘Yes, honey, I scooped it up and put in a bag.’ ‘What about the dog’s?’ ‘Yes, honey, I got rid of that.’ ‘What about the baby’s?’ ‘Yes, I got rid of the babies.’ ‘You did WHAT?!’

Culinary garbage school

The whole country?

I have seen more trash on the streets of Bakersfield, than in all of Paris, and hardly any in the countryside, they treat their farmlands with pride.