Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 01, 2021

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car…

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him: “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies:“No, but I know exactly where I am”

The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, bonehead!” shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

They are so darn cute, there oughta be a law! :)

I’m disappointed that neither of them said Ya

“Who’s a good little La-z-Boy? You are! You’re a good little La-z-Boy, yes you are! Now, you two, outa my chair!”

Dad’s Butt does not exist before it is in the chair.

Sounds like Sophie has been hanging with the cats.

My dogs know they are not alowed on the couch, but the loveseat is their undisputed territory. It works.

So, if they don’t answer him, there’s a chance they either are in the chair or are not in the chair.

I find a tasty treat beats a comfy chair 9 times out of 10

I wonder if anything ever happened to Schrodinger’s dog. I mean, being a dog, maybe it was everywhere until you actually looked for it and then it was not where you were looking, until you found it where it really was all along.

We bought our cat her own chair, we hated having to ask her to move, just too adorable.

Shrodinger’s Cat!?! Sophie is one smart puppy.

Good sweet innocent Annie!