Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 06, 2021

Who’s the doll? Or is she, like the recent robot toy, just something Brian dreamed up?

A good question for you to ponder, Sophie.

Sophie, if you really think things through, you go for the bigger payoffs, and minimize the repercussions. Wait until summer, when dad breaks out the brisket, and make sure you have a guaranteed exit strategy.

That would sure cut down on the need for jails

Looks like Alice from Dilbert

Sadly, I might just get in less trouble for doing bad things.

He knows not this “thinking” to which you advert.

Think about it, don’t do it, then have vague regrets for the rest of your life that you didn’t at least try it.

… get away with more bad things

Depends on how you go about doing it, I suppose, and what your end goals ultimately are.

It’s Dougie’s Lawyer, with her “Writ of Habeas Corpus” at the ready… ㋡

“Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission”.

Depends on how important it is for you to make the evening news.

You’ll have to give that more thought.