I have one major problem with eating Oreo cookies, that is how to eat them. Do I experience the joy of separating both halves, eating the creme filling and then dunking, or do I stick a butter knife in the creme filling and use it as a handle so I don’t get my fingers wet? Do I travel back in time to my childhood, or do I maintain the practicality of adulthood? Decisions, decisions.
We’ll have a looky loo, around the store and once we find the oreos i will distract the clerk while you slip them into hiding and leave with them. ;it’s a national holiday so the stores have to give them to us at no charge or we can call them unpatriotic.
Agnes’ tendency to find or concoct “food” and then consume it is once again rearing its ugly head. I fear for where this story arc will go if it continues.
RuComm over 3 years ago
Perhaps Grandma will come through with a glass of cold milk and a tray of Oreos (Dollar Store equivalent, almost as good).
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
I have one major problem with eating Oreo cookies, that is how to eat them. Do I experience the joy of separating both halves, eating the creme filling and then dunking, or do I stick a butter knife in the creme filling and use it as a handle so I don’t get my fingers wet? Do I travel back in time to my childhood, or do I maintain the practicality of adulthood? Decisions, decisions.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Good times ahead, eh, Aggie?
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
We’ll have a looky loo, around the store and once we find the oreos i will distract the clerk while you slip them into hiding and leave with them. ;it’s a national holiday so the stores have to give them to us at no charge or we can call them unpatriotic.
joegeethree over 3 years ago
People toss their cookies all the time, Trout.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
We need an Oreos support group. Maybe some kind soul will bring some.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Agnes’ tendency to find or concoct “food” and then consume it is once again rearing its ugly head. I fear for where this story arc will go if it continues.