Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 04, 2021

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    StephenRice  almost 4 years ago

    Of course you do! It’s right there in your claw!

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    It looks like you got it to me.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Don’t worry, it will regenerate.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He said disarmingly.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    he said ‘pull,’ not ‘amputate’…

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    https://youtu.be/lodIf8PeO0s

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s a thought I’ve never had before. Do starfish fart?

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    basspro  almost 4 years ago

    That’s an old pick up line I used to use, however it didn’t work to well. ALA: Enos (The Duplex)

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    It might grow (back) on him.

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    The further away the crab is from my appendage, the happier I am.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You’re gonna be a star someday.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Well um regrow that and try again

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    It works better underwater when you can see the bubbles.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What part of pull did you not understand?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ah, Patrick Starfish and Mr. Krabs, would be quite fitting for a Spongebob cartoon

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Now he’s got appendageitis.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Not only does he have gas, now he has crabs.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  almost 4 years ago

    You just did

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