that takes grit…
Better than the common alternative. Five minutes on the tanning bed and he’s dust.
Baby oil and Iodine! For that coppery look!
https://youtu.be/sWbqLjxgMzE
Works better than last year idea…. buried in the sand, neck high, with a sculpted sand body.
EYE BLEACH STAT! I am having a very hard time holding down my breakfast. (can you picture that? either Howard’s beach body OR me trying to hold down my breakfast) have a good day LOL
Or just put on the oil and wait for someone with a real beach body to come and kick sand on you…
HOWARD! … just oil your crotch and “Wah Lah” …
Sand Thong …!
Well, if they make olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn, guess how they make baby oil.
Sex on the beach. Beware of sand crabs.
“Guys, over here! We have a beached sand thing!”
(Or perhaps in Howard’s case, a beached sand thong…)
Can’t… unsee…
Hopefully not ALL over! ouch.
May 24, 2014
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
that takes grit…
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
Better than the common alternative. Five minutes on the tanning bed and he’s dust.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Baby oil and Iodine! For that coppery look!
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
https://youtu.be/sWbqLjxgMzE
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Works better than last year idea…. buried in the sand, neck high, with a sculpted sand body.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago
EYE BLEACH STAT! I am having a very hard time holding down my breakfast. (can you picture that? either Howard’s beach body OR me trying to hold down my breakfast) have a good day LOL
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Or just put on the oil and wait for someone with a real beach body to come and kick sand on you…
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
HOWARD! … just oil your crotch and “Wah Lah” …
Sand Thong …!
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, if they make olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn, guess how they make baby oil.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Sex on the beach. Beware of sand crabs.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
“Guys, over here! We have a beached sand thing!”
(Or perhaps in Howard’s case, a beached sand thong…)
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
Can’t… unsee…
Orcatime almost 4 years ago
Hopefully not ALL over! ouch.