My father used to joke that my mother about wore a hole in the passenger side floor, with her side-seat driving.. LOL! She irritated me once to the point that I told when she’d driven long as I had, she could tell me how to drive. She never got her own license, no idea why. But she stopped the side-seat driving with me!
In our state, “Pedestrians have the right of way” is actually WRONG. We looked it up. The ACTUAL law is the pedestrian has the right of way IF they’re on a marked crosswalk, and they have to “make eye contact” (they can’t just step into the crosswalk while staring at their phone).
When my children started doing this to me, I told them they needed to have 50,000 miles under their belt before they could talk to me about my driving. And before they could even think about violating any of the rules in the manual. I explained that with experience, you better understand when you can cheat and when you can’t.
One of those times when it was do as I say, not as I do.
I sympathize with her face in panel 4, but I really did become a better driver when the boys took drivers’ ed. Some from wanting to be a better role model and some from being reminded of the rules ad nauseum.
From Cleveland, Ohio( Where Garret Morgan invented the traffic light.) We say it both ways. Amber sounds a little snooty, maybe it’s because the Brits use it.
Micheal, your mother been driving since you were born. I sure she know (Amber) Yellow light when she sees one. You dont want your mother to have a accident teaching a 16 year old how to drive. I think you should wait until you 17 when you ready.
One of my favorite comedy bits of all time. Reverend Jim, a stoner cab driver on the TAXI sitcom is taking the written exam for a driver’s license. He needs help. “What does a yellow light mean” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNmnroyJSzo
Most people I see coming up to a stop sign don’t come to a complete stop unless they actually have to wait for another car. I can tell by watching the wheels, which visibly continue to turn.
When I hit the breaks, the suspension allows the body of the car to move slightly forward relative to the wheels. When I feel the “rebound” — the suspension pulling the body back — is when I believe the car came to a complete stop.
Nobody likes to be yakked at while they’re driving. I especially hated it when I drove. I once gave my friend a ride, along with her 2 grandkids, to a place that we both had gone to multiple times. Her grandson, who was about 12, kept telling me to turn here or go there as a “better” way to get there. He was so persistent and annoying that I finally calmly told him that it was a LONG walk from where we were, but that he could go by any route he chose when he was walking. I think he was shocked – at any rate, he shut up. His Grandma just laughed!
Oh no you don’t Elly. You demanded Michael take lessons from a certified instructor and read drivers’ education textbooks, you get a first look at his progress.
capricorn9th over 3 years ago
He’s finding out his mom is a lawbreaker.
LeeCox over 3 years ago
How do YOU like being nagged and lectured, Elly? It’s not much fun, is it?
retrocool over 3 years ago
as long as a driver signals at all is a step in the right direction.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
much to Elly’s chagrin
(43½ miles in an approximate 37¼-mile zone)
howtheduck over 3 years ago
“the light’s amber”. Amber? Is that what they call the yellow light in Canada?
DavidHewlett over 3 years ago
It is most irritating when someone is learning and reiterates all they are learning from the book—with no experiences ! !
Asharah over 3 years ago
Ahhh, the aggravation of having a kid in drivers ed!
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mike is a backseat driver, while sitting in the front!!
/HILARIOUS/
Nobody_Important over 3 years ago
Guess he is trying to show how much he is paying attention and therefore ready to be the one driving.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
“ Memorized” the handbook? Looks like he is reading straight from it. Elly, take the book and give him a test.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hate seeing people coming up to a red light and they turn right without even stopping if no traffic is coming. And “No turn on Red”- what a joke.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Elly should take advantage of the opportunity to lead by example. When my son got his learner’s permit I became a better driver.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Dang, Elly, at least don’t almost hit pedestrians. That’s not really nitpicking!
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Michael has to learn that driving requires a kind of zen coolness. By spouting rules, he’s making his mother nervous. ;/
Argythree over 3 years ago
At least Mike is not sitting in Elly’s car with his ‘friend’ Artie, who looked like he could take a car apart with one hand…
John Wiley Premium Member over 3 years ago
I download and read my state’s driver’s handbook about once a year, usually around my birthday. I may have forgotten a few things since I was 16.
PammWhittaker over 3 years ago
My father used to joke that my mother about wore a hole in the passenger side floor, with her side-seat driving.. LOL! She irritated me once to the point that I told when she’d driven long as I had, she could tell me how to drive. She never got her own license, no idea why. But she stopped the side-seat driving with me!
rmercer Premium Member over 3 years ago
The great thing about driving in Canada is all the highway signs saying the speed limit is 100!
GirlGeek Premium Member over 3 years ago
Michael you seriously need to stop
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
Cagey move, Michael! You’ll soon have her letting you drive just to shut you up
Wren Fahel over 3 years ago
In our state, “Pedestrians have the right of way” is actually WRONG. We looked it up. The ACTUAL law is the pedestrian has the right of way IF they’re on a marked crosswalk, and they have to “make eye contact” (they can’t just step into the crosswalk while staring at their phone).
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
Few things are as annoying as a back seat driver.
rebelstrike0 over 3 years ago
They both could use a lesson in auto safety: Michael joyrided with Gordon and Elly crashed the sports car because she wasn’t paying attention.
BrendaMinnis over 3 years ago
ahh I do so remember teaching my kids and grands driving. You really do get a refresher course on the laws!
trainnut1956 over 3 years ago
He’s not going to make it to 17 at this rate. “Teen Strangled By Mother. News at 11!!!”
uniquename over 3 years ago
When my children started doing this to me, I told them they needed to have 50,000 miles under their belt before they could talk to me about my driving. And before they could even think about violating any of the rules in the manual. I explained that with experience, you better understand when you can cheat and when you can’t.
One of those times when it was do as I say, not as I do.
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Like my husband his oral driving is much better than his actual driving. And how I hate the “oral” part.
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
As Bugs Bunny would say…. “Nnyyyyaaaahhh Shaddaaaap!”
Enoi over 3 years ago
I sympathize with her face in panel 4, but I really did become a better driver when the boys took drivers’ ed. Some from wanting to be a better role model and some from being reminded of the rules ad nauseum.
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Michael pointed out every wrong part of mom on driving. So funny.When does Michael get to drive, learner permit?
paranormal over 3 years ago
Oh yes. It’s just jim dandy!!!
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
The only driving ticket my mother ever got was for speeding, a week after starting to teach my oldest brother to drive. Good example Ma!
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
Given that 60K is only about 37 MPH, I wouldn’t worry too much about speeding. Unless of course the speed limit was 30K.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
I don’t think all 16 year olds are buttheads – just Mike.
Watchdog over 3 years ago
So many memories
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
From Cleveland, Ohio( Where Garret Morgan invented the traffic light.) We say it both ways. Amber sounds a little snooty, maybe it’s because the Brits use it.
The_Great_Black President over 3 years ago
Eyes open, Elly! You already had one accident because you did not watch where you were going.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
Michael is teaching his mom how to drive
AlfredJr.Hall over 3 years ago
Micheal, your mother been driving since you were born. I sure she know (Amber) Yellow light when she sees one. You dont want your mother to have a accident teaching a 16 year old how to drive. I think you should wait until you 17 when you ready.
mikeywilly over 3 years ago
See, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
InuYugiHakusho over 3 years ago
Nobody likes a backseat driver.
Back to Big Mike over 3 years ago
Yup. Called it. The nice thing is all of my sons have kids, so the “parents curse” will continue for another generation.
Duard over 3 years ago
One of my favorite comedy bits of all time. Reverend Jim, a stoner cab driver on the TAXI sitcom is taking the written exam for a driver’s license. He needs help. “What does a yellow light mean” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNmnroyJSzo
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
Most people I see coming up to a stop sign don’t come to a complete stop unless they actually have to wait for another car. I can tell by watching the wheels, which visibly continue to turn.
When I hit the breaks, the suspension allows the body of the car to move slightly forward relative to the wheels. When I feel the “rebound” — the suspension pulling the body back — is when I believe the car came to a complete stop.
finnygirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nobody likes to be yakked at while they’re driving. I especially hated it when I drove. I once gave my friend a ride, along with her 2 grandkids, to a place that we both had gone to multiple times. Her grandson, who was about 12, kept telling me to turn here or go there as a “better” way to get there. He was so persistent and annoying that I finally calmly told him that it was a LONG walk from where we were, but that he could go by any route he chose when he was walking. I think he was shocked – at any rate, he shut up. His Grandma just laughed!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 3 years ago
She looks real “glad.”
phlash over 3 years ago
My wife waits until she’s in the turn-only lane to put her turn-signal on
CoreyTaylor1 over 3 years ago
Elly should’ve known there would be consequences for not letting him drive!
USN1977 over 3 years ago
Oh no you don’t Elly. You demanded Michael take lessons from a certified instructor and read drivers’ education textbooks, you get a first look at his progress.