Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2021

Next time text it to me so I can see the difference in spelling and understand better what you mean. In other words, “Oops!”

it’s on my side, yes it is.

" Oooooh . Listen, I may have some bad news for you about your sister, Rosemary…"

Have you been to Charborough Fair?

he doesn’t look very sage…

The danger of homonyms….

He was just going to wing it but now it seems that the chickens come home to ROAST.

Nexth thyme, be more clear when you says thath.

Simon says

What about, parsley, sagem and rosemary

https://pics.me.me/i-have-way-too-much-thyme-on-my-hands-34608056.png

That should have been sage advice.

Womansplainin’ !

“If you give me some more time, I can go to the store and get you some more thyme.”

“In the meantime, you can get another bird thawed to roast.”

“Next thyme, I’ll get it right the first time.”

…nine six seven…eleven eleven….

VOMITROCIOUS!

This happened Christmas day…seasonings greetings!

Thyme was not on his side.

Notice she is holding two containers. One is “Thyme”; the other is “Next Thyme”.

And he’s in trouble because he heard time.

Homonyms can be so pesky.

Ah, well. That’s why they invented pizza delivery!

If you’ve got the thyme we’ve got the bier!

Explain it better on your next turkey, Rosemary. Sage advice.

oops simple mistake.

Isn’t that a song by the Chambers Brothers?