Years ago when we farmed we raised pigs. They don’t sweat, they roll in mud if possible to protect their skin. While raising them, I realized how intelligent they are. I have seen them play “tag”, they make a bathroom spot as far from their food as possible and they are actually social. I haven’t eaten pork since.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Pig will be playing the lottery… a lot.
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
So . . . hoping for a Fairy Godmother, then.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ask to mr. Mario Draghi, former ECB president and now Italian Prime Minister.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You’re asking for sty in the sky.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
Like so many, Pig is willing to do anything to make a living, except work.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Pig won’t sweat like a pig.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
He could live like Kramer on Seinfeld: "Do nothing, fall a$$ backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. "
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Make a viral video and get enough views on TikTok Pig and never work again…
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
let’s not overdo it with the whatever it takes…
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Hey, that’s my kind of strategy!
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Pig’s methodology will allow him to keep his blood pressure down and remove a lot of stress! Can’t argue with that!!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Let’s not overdo there Pig!
Gent almost 4 years ago
Conditions apply, of course.
sparky1000 almost 4 years ago
Once again, Pig nails the secret to a contented life.
AndreasMartin almost 4 years ago
It depends on how you define ‘success’.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
I’d say Pig’s sty-mied!
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
The Ant and the Grasshopper …
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
Well that’s a guarantee for failure.
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I know it’s been discussed, but I can’t recall if anyone’s ever had a good answer to the question:
Why does Pig always get himself inky/dirty every time he writes?
I mean, yeah, he’s a pig and all, but he manages to go about most mundane activities without looking like a pig.
erik.vanthienen almost 4 years ago
This is the Trump school of physical exercise : “You are going to die young because of this.”
SusieB almost 4 years ago
Especially sweating!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
A pig is a pig is a pig….in a poke!
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
Oh, running for office?
Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pig would make a good politician, promise everything, deliver nothing, then blame others.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Pigs can’t sweat.
chris_o42 almost 4 years ago
Years ago when we farmed we raised pigs. They don’t sweat, they roll in mud if possible to protect their skin. While raising them, I realized how intelligent they are. I have seen them play “tag”, they make a bathroom spot as far from their food as possible and they are actually social. I haven’t eaten pork since.
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
That’s the strategy for success in retirement. Works for me.
Droptma Styx almost 4 years ago
Pig always looks a little worse for wear when he’s writing things like this. Life is not being kind to the poor guy.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pig needs to switch to a ballpoint, his fountain pen always leaks on his face.
rshive almost 4 years ago
His limitations are limitless.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Needs work…..
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Don’t spend money.
Altar_Ego almost 4 years ago
Pig’s got to know his limitations…
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Agreed! If it ain’t fun, it ain’t worth doing.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
good luck at that, Pig, when it comes to your footnote
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Seems like a lot of people can’t draw the distinction.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Unfortunately, a common sentiment.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
I was born to retire – but I started forty years late.
Buoy almost 4 years ago
It’s a good idea to define “it” first. Often takes the wind out of anxiety.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
No Pig, the limits have you…limited.
Chris Sherlock almost 4 years ago
Shoot for happiness, Pig. Compared to success, happiness is easier to achieve.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Probably it doesn’t speak well for me, but I really like Pig’s thinking today!
rokkinrobin531 almost 4 years ago
I need Panel 2 on a T-shirt, with Panel 3 on the back!