“If you have 4 apples and oranges and you eat two and they turn out to have worms and you throw everything back up right away, how many do you have left?” Hey Wallace, you’re right, it’s a boring question. Let’s go back to UFOs.
You have more than ONE hundred, because the enemy fleet comes out of hyperspace & each BiG ship carries multitudinous squadrons of small fighter ships! But, we all know, “It’s a Trap!”
Four students walk into a classroom. One removes his face to reveal he’s an alien invader bent on destroying the world. How many chalkboard erasers will it take to subdue him and save the planet?
If there are three girls in you class who have pigtails and you yank on five pigtails before you are sent to the principal’s office, how many hours will you spend in detention?
If you have 4 alien scout ships and Lt. Ellis shoots down two with the moonbase interceptors, how many does SKY1 and Commander Straker have to deal with?
Laurie Sefton Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wallace has it right—Why not make grade school arithmetic interesting?
Baba27 almost 4 years ago
If the result is the same …?
Quincy :) almost 4 years ago
How the heck does he come up with these ideas???
Ida No almost 4 years ago
“If you have 4 apples and oranges and you eat two and they turn out to have worms and you throw everything back up right away, how many do you have left?” Hey Wallace, you’re right, it’s a boring question. Let’s go back to UFOs.
Muntherdoesstuff almost 4 years ago
yeah wallace its math not history in snug harbor
imagenesis almost 4 years ago
I admit I agree with Wallace here!
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
卞山回
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You have a hundred, because the Mother Ship comes to their rescue with more scout ships!
LadyPeterW almost 4 years ago
You have more than ONE hundred, because the enemy fleet comes out of hyperspace & each BiG ship carries multitudinous squadrons of small fighter ships! But, we all know, “It’s a Trap!”
jschumaker almost 4 years ago
Got a good chuckle from the alien speech bubbles.
30th Anniversary almost 4 years ago
GoComics is not functioning right.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Four students walk into a classroom. One removes his face to reveal he’s an alien invader bent on destroying the world. How many chalkboard erasers will it take to subdue him and save the planet?
trainnut1956 almost 4 years ago
If there are three girls in you class who have pigtails and you yank on five pigtails before you are sent to the principal’s office, how many hours will you spend in detention?
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
… now assume that one of the spaceships taken by the Kraken is ripped in half, but still can fly. Now how many Scout ships do you have?
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Two scout ships and the Kraken saves the day and saves earth. Hurrah…..
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Zero – the other 2 turn tail and run.
scyphi26 almost 4 years ago
He’s just adding some spice to math class, and I daresay that can never hurt—your students might actually pay attention a bit more!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Kraken don’t start playing until 2021-2022.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
What about fractionally damaged ships?
donwestonmysteries almost 4 years ago
Where was Wallace when I was in grade school?
Sunzoomspark almost 4 years ago
I like how each alien spaceship looks like it has a little mohawk ’do.
FunnyMinnion almost 4 years ago
Hey, if he’s not making pancakes during class I’d call this a win!!
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
She doesn’t even bat an eyelash
CharlesTarrant almost 4 years ago
If you have 4 alien scout ships and Lt. Ellis shoots down two with the moonbase interceptors, how many does SKY1 and Commander Straker have to deal with?
ThePersonOnGoComics almost 4 years ago
Math questions should spice it up a little bit
neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Two apples are taken out by oranges? Are they at war?
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It depends. If those are Vogon Scout ships and they read poetry to the kraken he may release them with apologies.