Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 08, 2021

Are you sure your insurance isn’t with that emu and that schlub? ;D

Sadly, mine’s the weasel.

When it comes to paying out they are all Lizards, Ducks or Weasels. When it comes to collecting money they are all Blue Whales.

It’s probably the duck. Expect to find them ducking the bill.

It’s hard for me to take a silly commercial company seriously

It’s not Farmers. Bum Barra Bum Bum Bum

General-ly he is not sure.

Ziggy, did you bring your car to the hospital for a thorough work-up? (Lizard is home, boat, car, etc., but no health.) 8^D

Maybe it’s Snoopy?

Afflac commercials just have never been the same ever since Gilbert Godfried got fired.

It’s actually a gecko which not coincidentally sounds like Geico. And something I bet most young people don’t know is that GEICO began as Government Employees Insurance Company and it’s present moniker is simply the acronym for that.

Well you can have both. The lizard for home and auto and the Duck for supplemental coverage. Were you injured in your house by the dog, Cat or Fish? Or did you crash you car. However if you were injured by the imaginary sheep from yesterday, you’re not covered.

It’s the one that used to do all those animal shows.

Unlike Jake, Zig isn’t wearing khakis.

It’s “AFLAC!!!”…

I can hardly imagine an Alzheimer’s patient — all by themselves with no one who still has their memory — being asked what their insurance is.

Mine is the one with the emu

GEIFLAC !

When Aflac ran a series of commercials showing the duck with an injured wing, I kept waiting for someone to wise up and just roast the animal!

Can’t get anywhere if you didn’t bring your insurance card, Ziggy; did you leave it in your other pants . . . ? Never mind.