Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 01, 2021

Well, it’s May

I’m gonna leave gocomics :(. Story in replies.

oof, at least he’s happy

Second? May!

Hello people of GoComics! Happy May! (I think that’s what you’re supposed to say at the beginning of the month) Of course Evie said that to Chad. Hope you have a great day or night!

ooof

8/10

Did Peirce just skip the entire conversation between Chad and Evie?

I swear, these strips only get worse and worse…

Ouch

Nate has learned from past experience; he now knows that “Bud” or “Buddy” is a simple nickname, not an invitation to a relationship or maybe even…a posse! https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2011/03/14 (wow, this week of Big Nate really stirred up a few flashbacks)

destroying my sleep schedule even though i have to wake up in a few hours to say this; this comment section has gone down the drain… like a lot

welcome to the friend zone club chad also happy may

I don’t understand how a girl can say that to chad

ouch, friednzoned or chadzoned

I’d like to see another chad to the bone arc ngl

My first comment was on this strip: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2020/07/26

Bud-smile!

mr beast is just replying to everyone lol

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/02/03

my first comment

imagine i got a big nate comments wiki page.

jk jk

unless…

Rip chad, he is too out of the loop to understand… Also it seems like this comment section’s quality dropped more than my grades.

It’s a start! Better be a friend than be hated or ignored.

I can understand why Chad has a hard time talking to girls if his reaction is that positive and Nate and Teddy’s are that negative.

Poll: What’s your favorite comic strip of all time? (Mine’s Calvin and Hobbes)

SB’S 22ND BIRTHDAY!

poor chad

good luck getting out of the “Friend zone”…poor Chad.

Friend zoned

Happy May Day!

i dont see a problem, Chad got another buddy

I feel bad for Chad, he of all people should not have gotten friendzoned.

Its very wierd that a character just walks in halfway threw a strip.

…..ahhhh….getting “buddied” is far preferable to getting a “cold shoulder” that’s in the temperature range of, say, the last Ice Age………chin up, buddy!…….

may the force be with you

once upon a mogus

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 11

“What are you doing here?” Nate asked. He could hardly believe that School Picture Guy was here at the ice cream shop. “I am delivering delicious frozen treats to the happy customers who come in here.” School Picture Guy said. “That’s cool!” Nate replied. “Well, I’m here to order two ice cream cones for me and someone else, and I would like to cash in this coupon with the order.” “Alright kid. Two ice creams coming up!” School Picture Guy took the coupon and put it in his apron. “What flavors, kid?” “Vanilla for me, and death by chocolate for the other.” Nate answered. “Alright, here you go kid!” School Picture Guy handed the cones to Nate. “That’ll be seven dollars.” Nate grabbed the money and put it on the counter. As he grabbed the cones, Nate thought to himself, “Alright, now the hard part comes.” He walked over to the booth where Dee Dee was sitting.

Nate handed Dee Dee her cone and then sat across from her. A few moments of silence passed as they both ate their ice cream. “Okay, the first thing to do is engage in small talk. Easy enough.” Nate thought. “So, uh, Dee Dee, how has everything been going?” “Everything has been fine Nate.” Dee Dee replied. A few more moments of silence passed. “C’mon, you’ve got to find an a way to talk about the dance.” Nate began to sweat. He looked around for something to help start a conversation about the dance. Then he spotted School Picture Guy. “That’s it!” Nate thought with joy.

“Hey, Dee Dee. Check out who’s working the counter over there.” Dee Dee looked over to the counter. “Whoa, is that the man who takes our school pictures?” “Yep, it sure is.” Nate answered. “He also doubles as a DJ for some of the dances at school.” “Do you think he might be the DJ at the dance next week?” Dee Dee asked. “Either him, or Coach John!” Nate laughed a little. “Say, speaking of the dance,” he looked at Dee Dee straight in the eyes, “I, uh, was wondering… if… maybe.. you want to…”

Chad’s so cute, he doesn’t even get that he was “buddied”! Also, if you don’t know what that means, it means Evie only likes Chad as a friend, or a “buddy”!

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TEN HUT SOLDIERS!

The Powers Inside Us

Ch.5 DA BOSS FIGHTBefore we fought Flunky, Nate used one of his KILLER yo mama jokes on Flunky. ¨Yo mama so fat she even hulk cant smash her. Flunky used SUPER FLOODING TEARS. Gabe can´t swim so he fell to the floor. GABE! I said. I swam to his body and…. He was DEAD. Nate said ¨We MUST AVENGE HIM! I got close to Flunky and used INFINITY´S END. Before that for some reason she was shaped like an infinity sign. She oofed. We heard a roar in the distance. ¨Boss I failed you¨ Flunky said. Suddenly, Nate and I said MRS GODZILLA!Part 6 tomorrow…

It’s a learning experience. Most guys have been there….

Oof.

Not looking good Chad, not looking good.

It’s been a while since we got a long-term arc.

Well at least it’s not fattie :)

At least he didn’t say that her teeth are like piano keys like he did in the previous strip

Oh no

At that age – pretty much the same as getting married.

Ban Soldier from TEAM FORTRESS TWO

damn. my mans just got friendzoned

Squids permanent ban when

I’m leaving

I thought he said “I like your shoes”.

omg my computer loaded this in 0.7 seconds with no glitches!

PEOPLE ARE LEAVING AND THIS WEBSITE IS DYING BECAUSE THESE TOXIC PEOPLE THAT ARE INTENTIONALLY BREAKING RULES AREN’T GETTING BANNED

chad being so oblivious makes this so much better

lul

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Friend zone!!!

MY OFFICIAL RATING: 82/125 Inspired by Smug Nate

Yeah, but if she had been a he instead, buddy has a totally different meaning if you are gay. At least, that is my experience.

Bruh this story line just ends!

Why does Chad have no idea what that meant?