Bozo by Foxo Reardon for January 18, 2022

3 – “The Great Bozo Relay Race”

1. Pass the buck-et to retarded gravity

2. Pass the “Schmeling” salt, please!

3. “Pass auf, du!” (Watch out, man!) High passion always comes back to you

1) Last on the bucket list. 2) Bozo rang his own bell. 3) Somebody needs throwing lessons.

A “practical joke” is only funny when it backfires on the joker.

Wile E Bozo. Wiped out Bozo. Swiping Bozo. Always remember, if you throw a rock, at someone, they might just throw it back at you.

Foxy is missing all the action, he is always turning away from it.

1. Bozo is all wet.

2. Bozo KO’ed himself.

3. This is the strangest relay race I have ever seen.

“The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft a-gley.” Robert Burns.

1. Backfired.

2. Too tired.

3. Backlashed!

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Three cheers, big thumbs up, and big applause of course, for FoXo the master cartoonist’s ever entertaining entertainer, the most picturesque pantomime BOZO!

1) Jokes on you: Bozo sets up the classic pail of water trick. But it fails to work on time. After a delay it falls on him!

2) Spectator Sport: At the fights Bozo gets so worked up he wears himself out.

3) Turnabout is Fair Play: Cop chasing Bozo waiving his billy at him then loses it to Bozo and returns the favor.

1 Bozo’s looking pail.

2 Now he looking pale!

3 Bozo took a good turn for the better.

The little doggie is showing up more often lately. I wonder if Bozo adopted him? Or did Foxo?

1-Where’s Umbrella Guy when you need him?

2-Bozo’s fighting as hard as the guy in the ring.

3-Bozo won by playing a trump card at the end.

1 Bozo’s another ‘satisfied’ customer of the Acme catalog

2 Looks like Bozo got a little too close to the action.

3 Bozo’s playing catch as catch can.

3) This is why throwing knives exist primarily in movies. It doesn’t make any sense to throw your opponent a weapon.