Bozo by Foxo Reardon for March 25, 2022

1 Bozo underestimated the length of that guy’s nose. Umbrella Guy had much better luck.

2 Never be ashamed of our noble K-9 units. Right Bozo?

3 There went her plans to get a date with the lifeguard. Sorry Bozo.

1 – “Dude, have you ever taken a close look in the mirror at that nose hair, I’m doin’ ya a favor!”

1. Do not tries this at home school or anywhere else, kids.

2. Ah what a cute little police dog you gots there.

3. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Bozo comics, the best drawn best funnies me has ever seen, made by FoXo Reardon, who was undoubtedly a master cartoonist. A rare and true speechless splendour, the most pleasant picturesque pantomime, the ever entertaining ever energetic evergreen entertainer BOZO is a magnificent masterpiece of the marvellous master cartoonist FoXo! Once again here’s three cheers, a big thumbs up, and a big applause!

A less known hidden gem, BOZO is a truly unique and unparalleled work of art. It’s always such a joy to read. Spread the word, friends, tell everyone, so that BOZO can spread the joy to everyone.

Wot happened to her top in the 3rd??

Snipped. Sapped. Slapped. Good deeds have poor consequences when others have bad intentions.

1) Lady reads the paper, Fuzzy sits beside the lady, lady leaves and give the paper to Fuzzy, nice Sunday afternoon reading.

3) Fuzzy witness all the scene from inside the water, enjoying his bath.

∿ ¹ Snip, Snip, Poke!

∿ ² It should be easier to take the dog into the hospital than the cigar!

∿ ³ You’re not the hero I wanted to meet!

1) Unwanted nose job. 2) Police pooch sitter. 3) The one that go away.

Some people get so bent out of shape when you stab them in the face.

1. Bozo’s gonna get clipped.

2. The police are just going to the dogs.

3. You’re welcome lady! Next time I’ll let you sink.

CLIPPING- What did Fuzzy say to the blonde that would make her leave her News Paper? NURSE MAID- Ah the Buttons helps take care of a Peek for Bozo, Buttons wishes the Peek was a K-9. ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN- I guess Mouth to Mouth is out of the question.

1) “Why, you little snip!”

2) Cops and dogs, standing together! Mass hysteria!

3) She’d rather drown

1) Strike out+

2) Skip out

3) Swim out

+ unless of course, he only wanted the paper!

In #1, there’s a whole additional strip with Umbrella Dude: girl sitting on bench reading the paper, U.D. sits down next to her, she leaves so fast she leaves the paper behind; last panel U.D. is reading it.

And where does Bozo come up with a pair of scissors while strolling in the park?

1) INOPPORTUNE CUTTINGS: Bozo is walking in the park, sees a man asleep on the grass with a newspaper for a head cover from the sun. Coming over he sees an article he must have so taking out his handy small scissors he begins to cut when the fellow awakens! The man is livid chasing him and Bozo is wondering why he did it!

2) DOG ESCORT: Walking a little Shezu Bozo stops near a fire hydrant and gets the ire of a cop. Bozo points to the hospital so the cop shuts up and takes the dog and is left looking funny to passersby.

3) PROFESSIONAL ‘VICTIM’: Bozo rescues a beautiful woman who is angry she caught a minnow instead of a spearfish and walks away in a huff! Her hair is so quaffed it resists water!!

Bozo, the GoComics comic with the most daily comments per number of followers than any other GoComics comic.

I think we got a profile view of Fuzzy’s face in Strip 2 Panel 1. His umbrella is furled, though, and it doesn’t seem to be raining…. Well, maybe it was sprinkling a little, or maybe he’d just come out and hadn’t had time to open it yet.