The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 11, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    In his dreams, Rancid lives the life of Scrooge putting widows out of their homes in the dead of winter and sending debtors to prison, etc. But in life, all he can do is count his money.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Will Rancid’s next stop be to The Cayman Islands?? They have plenty of “banks” that he could hide his money in!!

    /SNARK/

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    I remember profit sharing; it made a brief appearance in my life before the company figured out a way to rig the books to keep all that money for themselves.

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Start a ‘Charitable’ Foundation…….taxdodge

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    charlenelin1201  over 3 years ago

    What is his net worth? Anybody?

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    … and will be deducting any bank fees accrued from employees’ payroll. Thank you for your participation.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why does Brutus’ boss confide this info to an ordinary, and especially ill thought of, employee? Evidently, aside from having job security despite being incompetent in the boss’s mind, Brutus is privy to inside information, almost like a confessional. Brutus is the boss’s sidekick, as it were.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Deutsche Bank should not be on your short list, R.V.

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    CorkLock  over 3 years ago
    His net worth? For greedy people – never enough. They want it all and then more. And it’s your fault they don’t have it…
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    drycurt  over 3 years ago

    These days, will opening a new or different account make one more less susceptible to identity thieves and hackers stealing all your money?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now, along with bags of cash, the Boss has stacks of money on his desk. The stock market must really be really humming along. And. of course, all that money is there to intimidate the employees.

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    Apparently, to the left side of the desk…

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Actually a very good idea on Brutus’s part. Those companies that have employee profit sharing plans have better employee attitudes and work harder as they become part owners, ergo, bigger bottom lines and more money for everybody…….

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Redistribution of funds has a hidden meaning. By letting people go so they don’t have to pay them, the redistribute the funds back to the bosses.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Poor Brutus. It’s so disheartening to get really excited about something, only to have it extinguished almost immediately.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Brutus will be involved in the redistribution of the money, he’s going to carry it down to Veeblefester’s Limo.

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    Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Old money families don’t use banks. They own them. :)

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