Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 13, 2021

What ribbeting action!

he looks pretty tongue-tied…

Yee haw!

“Hi Ho! Kermit the Frog here.”

“Hi Ho Silv .. Wait – you’re not Silver.”

♫ “It’s not that easy catching flies.” ♫

Looks like Hop A Long on that horse.

That roundup left a lot of stragglers. Can’t ever depend on non union wranglers to do a good job.

I have NEVER seen a union cowboy

Better be careful with that lasso or you’ll end up tongue tied.

I so love that lasso!

I really hate those things.

’Tally Ho! Tally Ho! Tally Ho!

Are we on our way to Nottingham, to Brittingham, to Buckingham

Or any hammy hamlet by the sea? No!

Cyril: Are we on our way to Devonshire, to Lancashire, or Worcestershire?

I’m not so sure, we’ll have to wait and see!

Mr. Toad: Are we on our way to Dover or going merrily over

The jolly road that goes to Plymouth, ho!

No! We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

merrily on our way to nowhere in particular

We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

merrily on our way where the roads are perpendicular

We’re always in a hurry

We have no time to stall

We’ve got to be there, we’ve got to be there,

But where we can’t recall

Whoo!

We’re merrily, merrily, merrily,

merrily, merrily on our way, and we may

be going to Devonshire, to Lancashire, to Worcestershire

We’re not so sure, but what do we care, we’re only sure we got to be there!

We’re merrily on our way to nowhere at all!’