Andertoons by Mark Anderson for March 13, 2021

And a little electrolysis for that hair.

It loses some/most of it’s impact. Compare:

“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.” versus “Not by my chin”

Then again what does it really mean anyway?

However, those hams are going to take some work.

Also your belly button will be your nose!

Quietly whispering into his phone as the pig leaves “Honey, do you still have your uncle’s instructions on how to make guanciale?”

There’s not really much we can do about the hair on your chiny-chin-chin. It’s more of a boar bristle.