FYI: I made this into a Birthday card and sent to my brother last week. Inside it reads, “Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a real blowout.” My grandad used to use the term, ‘real blowout’ to describe any fancy shindig and we kids found that amusing enough to still remember (we were an easy audience) I’ve also sent the design to the GCU folks who sell Cornered cards online, but it might be a week before it gets posted live.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
When he felt like “scorched” earth.
STEPUP over 3 years ago
The smoking eyelashes gave it away!!
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
Those didn’t really bother me. It was when the Roman candle finally lit off that I had to duck for cover.
Chris over 3 years ago
after it was too late.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Duh!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
When I realized he couldn’t possibly be that bright.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
I can take a joke, everything was fine until the brother-in-law shot me in the face with Silly String.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Actually, I leaned in to blow out the candles and I noticed a notice on the side of one of them: Danger! TNT!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
When they called the fire department!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s really not the problem; it is white cake and I specifically asked for yellow.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Did he smother them with his face ?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Is that what it was? I was blaming my asthma.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Looks more like the cake had firecrackers…
Leojim over 3 years ago
Sir, the court finds you guilty ………..of stupidity!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
“They did?”
Mike Baldwin creator over 3 years ago
FYI: I made this into a Birthday card and sent to my brother last week. Inside it reads, “Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a real blowout.” My grandad used to use the term, ‘real blowout’ to describe any fancy shindig and we kids found that amusing enough to still remember (we were an easy audience) I’ve also sent the design to the GCU folks who sell Cornered cards online, but it might be a week before it gets posted live.