FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 07, 2021

don’t even think, Jason, of trying to be Alfred Hitchcock either

Maybe he can add an umbrella shadow to her tan lines.

If Jason had a bald head, he’d not have this problem

They need to discipline that brat. If my younger brother had pulled that crap, he’d have been grounded and sent to his room. And back then, there weren’t all the electronics that would make it fun!

It didn’t work well for Morty Smith.

Jason is going to look funny with that umbrella stuck up his a**.

surprised Jason didn’t do this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvsqspmnW4

Try singing “Risseldy, Rosseldy.”

Just think: He wants to be Dr. Dolittle so they’ll “doo” more than a little.

He could sprinkle birdseed on her back if he really wanted to be mean.

Paige is cute.

Jason could always climb a nearby tree with a bottle of sunscreen and pretend it’s bird poop.