Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 19, 2021

Well, I guess I qualify. The ONLY paved road for ten miles in either direction is U.S. Hwy 5 and I live 9/10 mile off blacktop. AND have needed the four wheel drive this past winter a LOT.

Well, you gots to go through the jungle to gets to the bear cave.

What happened to the yellow bricked road ?

i just bought an x drive, go on…….

This was a Jeff Foxworthy “Redneck” joke…

I also qualify, my short mile unpaved drive from our newly paved cow path of a road requires caution, year ’round.. We try to be considerate during winter deliveries :D

We get that a lot when making deliveries for our local food charity.

Yep, lived a mile down an unpaved road from two different highways. Best place I’ve ever owned.

I wish….

I retired off the main drag, which was an unstriped paved road. The driveway was 2900 ft of gravel, off a dirt road, off of a dirt road. Yes, the driveway was in better condition than the roads.

“It’s the blue mobile home on the red cinder blocks, If you have passed the green mobile home on the green cinder blocks you have gone too far.”

sorry, but this just leaped to mind… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjeTq2fShRc

“Make a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then make a left at the bear that looks like a rock”

“If you hear banjo music you’ve gone too far. That’s Steve Martin’s house.”

Just follow the line of power poles ‘til they run out. About a half mile farther there’s a fork, the high road’s closer, but you’ll need 4wheel.

Sounds like the road to great grandma’s house in northern Wisconsin. Some years ago was in the area so I wanted to see if the old place was still there. Turned off the highway onto the gravel town road, which was okay. But, about a quarter mile in the gravel turned to fist-sized rocks that had never been graded or compacted. At the next spot I could turn around I gave up. I wasn’t going to risk my fairly new car going any farther.

…and you live in New England if you give directions using landmarks that “used to be there”, (i.e., “follow this road for 4, 5 mile, then turn where the big green barn used to be.”)