In the bad old days secretaries were hired strictly for their looks. Jealous wives (former secretaries themselves) insisted secretaries be hired based on ability. And here the secretary was hired for her ability to remain clueless.
Giant sundaes invading earth and making American’s Fat. That’s right Giant Sundaes from space are responsible for Fat Americans. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
At this rate, Nancy will be the Manager of your department – STAT!!
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s good scoop, Nancy. We should banana split before they get here and take refuge in the cone of silence.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nancy, could you call the bananas of planet split to get help?
Imagine over 3 years ago
Being abducted by a sundae doesn’t sound so bad.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I welcome our Sundae overlords.
Gent over 3 years ago
Ha! She knows it’s a Fridae today and not really a Sundae.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
In the bad old days secretaries were hired strictly for their looks. Jealous wives (former secretaries themselves) insisted secretaries be hired based on ability. And here the secretary was hired for her ability to remain clueless.
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
Oh god I hope Qanon don’t get a hold of this one, they’ll be breaking into ice cream shops and gelateri looking for the probing room.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Hmm that might actually solve our world hunger
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Gol durn sundae drivers!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
That new secretary is the bomb-pop!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
But never on Sundae!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
That’s nuts! That’s bananas! Ooo, I’m hungry…
Bilan over 3 years ago
If she’s not suspicious of being a secretary at an ice cream store, she won’t suspect the message either.
blakerl over 3 years ago
Giant sundaes invading earth and making American’s Fat. That’s right Giant Sundaes from space are responsible for Fat Americans. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
They’re in gelato trouble.
Dragoncat over 3 years ago
Wait until she hears about the sea monster eating the ice cream.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gary Seven: “Miss Lincoln, what exactly did your employers say they were working on?”
Roberta Lincoln (hesitantly): “Research for a new encyclopedia . . . ?”
— Robert Lansing and Teri Garr, in the Star Trek episode, Assignment: Earth