Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 17, 2021

Forgetta about the conference title, let’s get back to the Prom happenings!!!

Oh! I’m so excited.

P1 You know that Valley Tech team we beat that stinks? Wanna know what else stinks?

Of course

Sure

13, pull my finger

P2 So we beat a bad team that beat a good team, which entitles us to what?

But coach, if we win we lose second in the Valley

Mimi’s crazed look is kind of scary hot

P3 Yeah Vicky Dee, no need to point, all seven of us at the game saw the basket by Coo Coo Kareena

P2 it looks like That facelift that kept Mimi away for the past couple of months looks a little tight, she can’t seem to close her mouth now

She really should do something about that underbite

In all reality , P 1 Stand up straight Mimi don’t slouch and P2 someone needs to allow more time to put all their lipstick on. Now go out and win !

Mimi looks to be aging in reverse…

100 days of Moon Held Hostage! And where’s the Con-Teaser? Hmmm.

P1, Um, who?

P2, So yesterday Mimi was hanging around the house with Gil when she found out Madison lost to Oakwood who apparently played earlier in the afternoon while Milford was burying Valley Tech. So now, in the nightcap of Milford’s basketball doubleheader, they can take The Valley title with a win over Tilden? Even in these Covid times I’ve never heard of high school teams having to play basketball doubleheaders. And Milford is set at least 50 years before current times. As usual, this makes no sense.

P3, So, the tired Mudlarks, playing their second game of the day, blow their lead to Tilden and keep up the Milford tradition of finishing second in The Valley

P 1: “…uh…whatever…”

What’s Vicky-D gonna’ say when Tessi scores?…“…basket by Tess-EEE the TEEEEE-ser..”?

So Madison was all set up to win the conference, with a one game lead with two to go. All they had to do was win one of their last two against two crappy teams and they fell apart. I wonder what drama affected their team? Probably more interesting than Milford’s. But they don’t have an inspiring PA announcer, that’s the difference.

So it appears the girls are going to win the league, unless….something related to the Tessi conflict blows it in the second half. Have the Milford girls EVER won the conference? I can’t recall it happening and seeing them in the Playdowns. If they do make it, it will be one and done.

And speaking of one and done, one more Mopped Up Thorp is done.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P 1: “…uhmmmm, like who are you again?…”

Vic abandoned wearing school colors for the big game. He went with his green velour sweater though, since it’s St. Patrick’s Day. We do get a nice finger point from him, Whigham’s specialty, although it’s not a huge finger for once. In the medium range today.

Tilden. Stupid Tilden.

What’s “tidy” is Mimi playing front runner grandstanding with her rah rah speech after being hands off coaching/supervising this season. Oh wait. This is standard Thorp operating procedure. CK looks like Brent Raptor’s sister in P1.

I hope they win but big crowd/early lead rarely ends well in Milford. I predict an un-tidy slip-and-fall ahead. And, an eventual return of Marty Moon as the voice from the bleachers. Speaking of heels, who cares, all I can think on now is The Prom.

Tidy?? That a Mopman reference??

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 46.

Tilden!? Their fleet of 1984 Magic Wagons is bound to make Vic’s ride look pretty sweet.

We are heading toward history. Coach Gil/Mimi first spousal State Champions!

P-1: Mimi makes an inappropriate reference

P-2: Mimi is excited that the Oakwood team stopped hogging time on her favorite site.

P-3: When I was still working you shared info at a conference. Only those gaining knowledge won a conference. As a few of our bloggers are sure to comment, “you win a game”. My, my, how Comic strip English has degressed. Did anyone see the headline in yesterday’s Daily Mail declaring “German soldiers buried alive for a hundred years”. Now, there’s writing.

Hey gang, with VD heading to the Prom, it’s time to put on your memory caps. When he’s getting dressed, will VD splash on some of his dad’s a) Bay Rum, b) Old Spice, c) Hi Karate, d) Sea Breeze or how many after shaves do you remember?

Knocked off Madison? How could they? She has twins! Although Madison is so lucky, having a husband who worked with Ron Howard and got presents for her twins from Jessica Alba and Glenn Close and Leonardo DiCaprio … ’s manager.