I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
jmcenanly over 3 years ago
I AM a cat.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
What EVER do you MEAN?
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
5 minutes ago there was a phone, cup of pencils, a photo, and a mug of coffee on his desktop.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
“Oh, right. I almost forgot.”
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Can’t this poor Tom get a full head transplant? Medical science is about there in terms of its capability….
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Quick – give him the litmus test: shine a laser pointer into the screen!