Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 17, 2000

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Saleswoman: Welcome to fall fashion, 2000! A celebration of womanhood and the body part of the millennium: The waist! Cathy: The waist? Saleswoman: The waist! Shown for the first time in two equally powerful, equally feminine, equally amazing shapes...cinched or pregnant! Cathy: Excuse me?? Saleswoman: Look at the supermodels! Look at the movie stars! Never before in history have so many fashion icons been either "with child" or "with corset"! So, goodbye middle-of-the-road and hello middle-of-the-body! This season we show off our tiny tummies with tiny little belts..or we show off our giant tummies with giant maternity sarongs! Cathy: Waah! Saleswoman: Body part of the millennium runner-up: The tear duct. New New New New Old.