Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 17, 2002
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Cathy: The chocolate fudge nutrition bar packed with 35 grams of protein! I feel fat forming. My body got one whiff of chocolate and is using all the energy in the energy bar to go into auto fat production. Stop! Stop the presses! That isn't regular chocolate! It's a low-carb, soy protein meal-replacement substance! I'ts lean muscle mass-producing chocolate! Athletic training chocolate! Icky, vitamin-packed chalky chocolate!! Stop making fat! Stop making fat! Stop making fat! When I dreamed of having a body that won't quit, I should have been more specific.