Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 14, 2021

Mom’s right, Sophie. This discussion belongs online.

Oh, come on, Sophie! Your friend Normie wouldn’t eat you. By the way, how come we don’t see anything of him lately?

Hey, she totally left out the piranha perch that stab your feet with thorns to make you fall down so they can eat you to your bones if 5 seconds flat.

Mom doesn’t want Doug to know the dreadful truth about the world until he’s a little older.

The kid’s actually crying because, once again, Sophie ate his teething biscuit.

She reminds me of my grandmother. Always the horror stories. I couldn’t even go to the park..

Great work Mr. Anderson, thanks!