That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 08, 2021

And… she’s reached the summit!

Mary eavesdrops as her parents interview her prospective groom

Laura hated it when her sister listened in on their parents having sex. It made her feel dirty.

“From the language I hear, your husband just came across the Visa bill.”

Edith throwing shade on Hortense for receiving the final rose on the “Bachelor, Victorian Edition”

“For the record, I don’t approve of eavesdropping…but out of curiosity, are they saying anything we can use to blackmail them?”

I didn’t watch The Interview. Was anything interesting said?

She heard someone say, through the door/ that she was a damned, cheap whore !/ But she found a solution -/ she embraced prostitution/ and promptly began charging more !

Nuthin’s more dismayin’ than to hear what folks are sayin’ in the mor-or-ornin’..

All credit to Be This Guy ! A propos of the cries of glee/ Jeanette observed to Marie/" They’re probably scr*wing/ but, whatever he’s doing, / I wish he would do it to me !" (“I’ll have what she’s having !”)

“Agatha, come away from there, child. It’s dangerous to eavesdrop!”

“Time can never mend

The careless whispers of a good friend

To the heart and mind

Ignorance is kind

There’s no comfort in the truth

Pain is all you’ll find"

Sorry, last night’s beans just making themselves heard.

I didn’t realize that this strip had no lead time. Perfect.

Dave’s not here!

“AaHHEM! I don’t think your older sister would appreciate you listening in on her and her beau.”

“Now come away from there… and tell me everything you heard.”

Timely.

Hortense Hears a Who.

" You were right, Momma. Daddy is having it off with the butler! "

“I Gorilla Glued my hair to the wall.”

Agatha, Hortense and Bob (other side of the door) really getting into the Knock Knock jokes:

“BOB ON THIS!”

“HAR HAR! GOOD ONE, BOB! MY TURN NOW!”

She’s trying for a new line of heirs. This one didn’t turn out so good.

“They’ve been at it for over half an hour now. Damn, you’d think Rodney could have……ah, I sure married the wrong one.”

“They’ve stopped talking and there are footsteps coming towards the door. Maybe if I lean in closer I’ll be able to hear more…”

Listening at the door: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:P.T._van_Wijngaerdt_-_Listening_at_the_door.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this (roughly B5 paper size) painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Petrus_Theodorus_Wijngaerdt/11141953/Petrus_Theodorus_Wijngaerdt.aspx 

https://www.simonis-buunk.com/artwork/petrus-theodorus-van-wijngaerdt-de-oude-painting-the-letter/3994/ 

https://www.studioantiques.net/items/805916/Petrus-Theodorus-Van-Wyngaerdt-Dutch-1816-1893 

all have a bit more info about this artist (again if truncated, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2657 (March 7, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

This gets an A+++

It was quite puzzling when things went silent behind the door. Then Harry and Meghan walked in from the porch balcony.

“Pull my finger.”

lady grace and lady Ann, listing at door, of prince flaccid, in case there is any stirring from his wife Helena, the old. a new baby was needed for the family name to continue.

“Ah! Sounds like she finally figured out how to rewire her sex toys for wall current. Tell the housekeeper we can finally cut down on the battery budget.”

Aren’t they done yet? I’m next you know …