Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 25, 2021

Don’t talk to it, Horace. Just drink it…

I like my horses like I like my coffee.

And I think you’ll gotta pee a long, long time/ if you really gulp down all the cups you find/ I’m not the man to think that you’ll explode/ Oh, no, no, no, and if the loo’s locked, man/ locked, man you’ll have a short fuse due to the heavy load…

Isn’t that part of a song?

Only the mares are hot.

Strong…good! And neigh-ver forget to have a thicker skin!

I need my daily “hero”

Just worry if it starts talking back, Horace.

If the coffee argues, Horace has problems.

Must be using a Mr. Coffee…!

I’m only picky about strong coffee

If it tastes good it probably isn’t strong enough

Cold coffee has only lost its heat energy, the caffeine is still there

When you can’t talk to a Moog, a mug shot gets refined as as Creme De Cocoa added to roasted coffee bean soup.

I’ve seen farmers yell at their weeds.

I find this strip more creative and funnier when there’s no wording. Like the elevator jokes. Those never get old. ;D

I could go for some coffee.

formula from [Turkey? Syria? Morocco? Saudi Arabia?]: “Black as night; hot as hell; sweet as love.”