Hey, I’m what’s left! Take a chance on me?
♫ ‘Cause I ain’t got nobody…nobody, nobody! And I’m so sad and looo-nly, and nobody cares for me! ♫
Left, right, she’s apolitical!
♫ It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane ♫
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
But men will always stay left. For they’re never right.
Then hog tie him and imprint your brand on his behind with a red hot branding iron.
If you have to change the person you’re with that means you didn’t really like them in the first place.
100% success rate on that, Aunty?
Normally it’s not Mr left, it’s Mr wrong
We’re all that’s left.
Wonder how many ladies will take that worldly advice?! Yes, you’re right… :D
She just wants you to take what’s left.
Please take whoever you like and if you don’t like him/her, just leave them alone.
The real problems begin when she discovers that he is Mr Two Left Feet.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Hey, I’m what’s left! Take a chance on me?
♫ ‘Cause I ain’t got nobody…nobody, nobody! And I’m so sad and looo-nly, and nobody cares for me! ♫
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Left, right, she’s apolitical!
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
♫ It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane ♫
ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
Gent over 3 years ago
But men will always stay left. For they’re never right.
Marvin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Then hog tie him and imprint your brand on his behind with a red hot branding iron.
Freebyrd1 over 3 years ago
If you have to change the person you’re with that means you didn’t really like them in the first place.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
100% success rate on that, Aunty?
kunddog over 3 years ago
Normally it’s not Mr left, it’s Mr wrong
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
We’re all that’s left.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Wonder how many ladies will take that worldly advice?! Yes, you’re right… :D
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
She just wants you to take what’s left.
ObiJoan over 3 years ago
Please take whoever you like and if you don’t like him/her, just leave them alone.
bakana over 3 years ago
The real problems begin when she discovers that he is Mr Two Left Feet.