Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 13, 2021

Hah! Don’t try to shine us on, Aunty. You aint got no wings.

I knew it the moment I heard you cackling.

Cloud sweeping….

Old mother-in-law joke:

“Is your mother-in-law coming to visit for the holidays?”

“It depends on whether she can get clearance to land her broom at the airport.”

The Nimbus 2000

Must be bat wings.

Whatever works. . .

My OTHER truck is a broom.. (bumpersticker)

Aunty, you’re fortunate to have a Chiroptera repair shop close by.

Well we all know that you use that thing more for flying than for sweeping and cleaning

Witch is ok.

Have you notified the nearest RAF base?

Woohoo, witchy woman, See how high she flies…….

And it’s not even Halloween!!!

You finally reveal your true self.

She’s got the Broom in Reverse. The thing flies Brush Forward.

That way you can tell if the Candle you are using for a Headlight goes out.

Yeah, my x drives a stick

“Ach, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”