Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 19, 2021

Wise words to live by.

What if one was to be (sort of) causing trouble at work? Asking for a friend.

Sounds like good advice. Think I’ll sleep on it.

Naps rule!

That’s why I’ve been out of trouble for soo many years.

But what if you’re dreaming about getting into trouble?

Aunty must be reading a lotsa Pearls Before Swine comics. Well, sweet dreams, Pig..er.. I mean, Aunty.

Says the insomniac instigator.

Certainly stops ONE trip to the snack jar. . .

Count to 10…calm down…and then probably fall asleep

For you to stay out of trouble, that would have to be Aunty Van Winkle.

Unless you are driving at the time.

Unfortunately Aunty, this is also true: “You snooze, you lose”!

Then you get in trouble for being late to work.

Sometimes, it will get you fired.

There’s also keeping your mouth shut and your head down.

If you can, be good.

If you can’t be good, have fun.

If you can’t have fun, sleep.