Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 18, 2012

Cathy’s scale must be out of whack or she needs glasses. Good Morning to all later arriving Cathy Nuts, first to post now on to bed.

Weight isn’t the only thing she’s [supposedly] lost.

Morning Susan when you arrive. All is well?

Morning lightenup probably not hear at this early hour. LMB and I are getting ready for our little trek into town and the farmer’s market.

Hi UK and Germany. Dr KFG must be busy. Onward to Saturday . . .

It doesn’t help if you gain More weight than you lose…been there…done that!

I like how the color of Cathy’s earrings match her outfit!

Good morning Cathy fans – early afternoon here, just finished dinner and wondering where to get a good cup of ice cream. The hottest day of the year coming tomorrow… Thanks for the nice greeting Aaron, have a good day!

I’m confident you haven’t lost the weight that you thought you did, Cathy. Maybe you changed the scale and forgot?I don’t think that ice cream is going to help Cathy, Billy so you better hide that from her. Other than that, I think there’s a scoop for all of us! I’ll have the lemon one please.Good morning to the crowd – mollie, simpsonfan, Aaron, Frogman, Bronzepony, Susan and of course the ice cream man, Billy!Hello to the later crowd and lurkers, GsMom, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, tegm, legaleagle, Shyygirl27, catsarge10 and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

Maybe some of Cathy’s muscle has turned back to fat….nah. Hope everyone is having a super Saturday!

Susan yeah I’ll be back in time to work the 4-day Labor Day weekend. I promised not to leave my Cap’n short-staffed on a very very busy holiday weekend.

Oops I forgots to tell ya this morning. Sigh.

For whatever reason, scales seem to vary. I can weigh up to 5 lbs. more on my scale than I do at my mother’s house! So forget about that useless piece of junk, Cathy! It’s what the clothes say that matters and they don’t lie . . . Tight: weight gainedLoose: weight lostThe same: status quo

Aaron: That’s okay. I know you mean it, even when you don’t say it (although I have to admit, it is nice when you say it)!!!!! ;-)

Dr. Billy: The chocolate scoop for me, if you please!!!!! (B/t/w: Ditto what I said to Aaron!) ;-)

Good afternoon and Happy Saturday, lightenup, lightenupjr., Dr. K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, mollie05, AnonaMona, catsarge10, millie p, soonergal, Bronzepony, Molly mcgee, simpsonfan2, Shyygirl27, ruizuno1, artybee, Violet Bay and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, it’s really great to “see” you all and if you’re new here . . . WELCOME TO CATHY’S NUTHOUSE!!!!! GLAD YOU’RE JOINING IN ON ALL THE FUN!!!!! ;-)

I noticed quite a while ago that I can lose four whole pounds just by moving the bathroom scales a few inches right and forward . . . so nowadays I try always to weigh myself in the same spot. Just for the sake of accuracy, you understand.

If somebody else happens to be parked in that spot I have to do a bit of adjustment . . .

So, have you lost any weight, Cathy? (Your comments were a little to subtle for me.)

[Eye-roll …]

I don’t think she’s lost any. I suspect she’s just misplaced some.

Oh – were we supposed to choose just one?