Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 26, 2021

Now in some video games you’d either be stuck until you could cover it or cross it with consequences.

Because mud shall taint her dainty mare hooves.

Or grow a pair of wings and become an alicorn!

Or you could jump in and romp around a bit like you were a kid again (and Phoebe still is). When done. use your cleaning spell.

*time travel into the future where the mud has dried up

Oh, sure, Mari. Do it the boring way.

They should jump right in and make it their dirty little secret!

Is chivalry dead , Phoebe? Won’t you even sacrifice your shirt to protect the Priceless UNICORN Hooves?

phoebe sure is dumb

It’s just a jump to the left…

Oh, take off, Phoebe.

I would think Marigold would be the one who would want magic to solve the problem. She could have said the same thing Phobe said but in the end say something like " well wheres the splender in that …How normal.."

Save the awesome stuff for a bigger audience.

Not all of your problems have to be solved with magic, Phoebe.

How do you know that it is a mud puddle. Maybe it is Lord Splendid Humility grazing under a shield of boringness?

I personally like the Pixie Option better.

Alternate ending, Phoebe: The ONE time I want you to do something unicorn-y, you don’t wanna.

Well, yeah. That could work too but……

had 2 horses awhile back. one refused to go into anything wet ( mud or water) the other did not like to be on dirt. always a fun ride.

Perhaps somebody could convince Mari that the mud in that puddle is some sort of magical beauty aid.

Phoebe = my boss. Marigold = me.

Or you could realize it is Friday! Jump in! Splash around! Get beautifully muddy! The weekend is upon us!

Or you could cast a mud gazing spell and predict the future.

C’mon, Phoebe, get real. How is a mane-drying spell gonna work on a mud puddle? Think, girl!

mari’s so lazy.

When your only tool is a unicorn, every problem has a magic solution.

A good example of the K.I.S.S. principle in application…