Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2021

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Last company I worked for issued exercise monitors. They would reduce our health insurance costs if we walked or ran so much per day. We turned in the result each day. I put mine on a motion sculpture at work for a few hours. That sculpture rocked it back and forth. This was in addition to the two miles I ran in the mornings. My scam got busted when I forgot and left it on overnight…….they issued me a new monitor when I reported it lost.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    Have one of those pedometers on my iPhone. I discovered a long time ago that just rigorous shaking the ‘phone increases your number of steps. At least this is sort of exercise. Haven’t worked out how to increase the number of floors climbed lol.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 3 years ago

    A couple of years ago my lazy nephew taped his phone to a ceiling fan to play “pokemon go”

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    Out of the Past  over 3 years ago

    I got out of a rocking chair last year and found I had 2000 added steps.

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    My wife and I got them for Christmas. They don’t work on the treadmill if you hold on to the handles, which we do for support.

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    James Deveney Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, he is exercising the cleverness of his mind and his wrist.

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    Snolep  over 3 years ago

    As a bassist I mainly exercise my fingers and hands, but one day I filled in for the drummer and boy, did I get steps!

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We got a treadmill at the office. We were encouraged to take our headset and laptop over to it and stroll for an hour shift. Not a whole lot of takers on that one.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Remember to put in on your arm when you [redacted].

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    bhscolleen  over 3 years ago

    I want my premiums reduced for using the medical library to point out the arbitrary, subjective, biased, and unproven measures used by the medical industry for marketing rather than “good health”. Happy trails!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sad. Since I am retired and my parents are long gone, the only enthusiasm from my step totals was from my step counter. When its battery died I decided just getting out and walking around without any numbers was enough excitement for me.

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    My tactical response team (50 People in five squads, state wide) had a unique fitness incentive program. When we assembled for periodic training, the first morning we ran until 10% collapsed.

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    I rack up about 370 steps for shaving in the morning…

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    What can I say? Moondog is a genius! What a way to trick the Fitness Tracker!

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