Close to Home by John McPherson for March 25, 2021

You certainly have to admire their ambition, but where is Bleeb? He should be along for the laugh.

All you have to do is wait for a good flood to accomplish the same thing.

“Fish for dinner again?”

I hope that this modification doesn’t put you guys “UNDER WATER” finance wise.;-D

Cuts down on fire insurance

It needs tourists for verisimilitude.

In the winter they can ice skate to the bathroom.

Don’t flout your floating.

Always wanted to gondalier myself to the fridge

The kid is watching Water World.

Yup. With global warming Venice is likely coming a home or business near you. I’m thinking a household scuba room might be a good investment.

He’s in the cabinet high and dry

Wanting water all over your house is one (insane) thing, but wanting the sewage that comes with it?? (Hint, Venice does NOT smell like a rose).

“O-kay… you’ve filled you’re house with water and hired a Gondolier. That must’ve taken a lot of water to fill it to this level… and it’s only half full. There is SOOOO much water that it is literally wall-to-wall water! This is a lot of water… I mean a WHOLE LOT of water! … I have to pee!”

We have to be careful though. The gondolier can get pretty horny sometimes.

It won’t take long before it also smells like Venice.

And the water pipe bursting in the ceiling doesn’t have anything to do with it…

he either drown or the dog ate him

Been there; done that. In all honesty, the flood waters in the home probably smell better than the canals! (But I hear Covid has given the canals and bay time to heal and clear up!)

Venice is dying. Visit it while you still have the chance.

that’s the closest I would ever get to Venice

I miss the hot showers, but we have to wait to get the new water heater.

Nice shout out to Venice on its 1,600th birthday.

Looks like Houston in hurricane season.

He drowned!!