Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 30, 2021

Need a librarian chain preferably of gold.

I think you have an itch on the crown of your head, ma’am. You might want to scratch it.

She has all the time in the world. (Twlight Zone reference)

I hate events like this. You know somerthing you need’s close at hand but you can’t put your finger on just exactly where that thing is!

My solution is to have pairs of glasses just about everywhere I might want to read something.

Another I hate when that happens moment !

like lost keys, that are in your pocket?

She bearly knows where it is.

My wife has this affliction too. Usually finds them on the top of her ball cap or stocking cap she wears to keep her head warm.

Or, if you are lucky, you can buy 10 pair from the drugstore for cheap.

Looking for reading glasses while they’re on your nose? Talking about a Plugger!

…or anything else.

I am the opposite don’t need for reading but for walking around and driving——-lose ’em all the time.

A real plugger has multiple sets of readers…from The Dollar Store