Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 01, 2021

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    Gil-doh!  over 3 years ago

    P1 After Zane-y Clark told me he wanted to play again, I started to touch myself and this started to happen

    Seriously?

    P2 Why didn’t you just start…you know…

    Whoa, Bob! There are kids in school here and this is a family strip

    P3 He’s bigger and stronger, think of the loofah power and depth he will add in the showers!

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    Bucky  over 3 years ago

    P3 Gil amazes me with his observations. I don’t know too many freshman who didn’t get bigger and stronger by senior year!!! Like dah!!

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    Gil-doh!  over 3 years ago

    P3 Mopman’s disappearance after Monday’s flamethrower “accident” has left the floors of Milford HS in a dull state of rapid deterioration

    Or R&W are still really ticked with the carnage Mopman inflicted on their latest masterpiece story arc

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    Charks  over 3 years ago

    P3: Milford’s Captain Obvious chapter meeting comes to order. Anyone else NOT remember Zane from 3 years ago? How about Kaz?

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 3 years ago

    P1, Let’s not get overexcited but. . . Kaz is back!

    P2, And the hands bigger!

    P3, Screw this, let’s get to Vic’s pile party with half the girl’s basketball team in the back of his granny van.

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    So… Enough skill to make team as a freshman. Family problems mentioned yesterday the reason he didn’t play sophomore and junior years? And what key player are we going to lose because of mother being transferred to Denver – or was that an April Fool gag with nothing to do with the storyline (strip created weeks in advance and they got the date wrong for when the library meeting would run)?

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    bearwku82  over 3 years ago

    …..scenario like Joe The Punter, the kid who like to film Tiki Jansen’s bullying New Thayer classmates. Except Joe Bollek used to punt in the 8th grade and Bobby Kaz recruited him in his Junior year. Maybe RubeWhigham, HooDad or Mopman can purge the GilPa archives.

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    TArbiter  over 3 years ago

    P1 Gil trying to flip off snarkers annoyed at the lame end to the last lame story line. He hasn’t quite grasped bird flipping mechanics, though.

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    HooDaD  over 3 years ago

    With Kaz’s appearance today, my work here is done for a while. Unless we find out that the guy there who looks like Kaz is really Vic pulling an April Fool’s joke on Gil. Mimi’s absence of 9 days doesn’t meet the statutory minimum of being missing at least two weeks before the Coaches Held Hostage count begins. I expect we’ll see her soon for the start of softball, but who knows?

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    fanofgil  over 3 years ago

    P1 has a finger, possibly the wrong finger directed at Kaz; P2 has some very effeminate hand gestures presented; most guys would not hold their hands that way; and P3 has the classic feminine power stance displayed by Kaz and Gil is reaching for…… what would Freud say about all this? That sometimes a steamy mug is just a steamy mug?

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    hifirick1953  over 3 years ago

    Why are the coaches wearing baseball pants??

    I think the giant hand appears in P2 more than any other panel

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    Mr Reality  over 3 years ago

    In all reality , on the other hand Gil , Zanie started hitting the roids heavy after his freshman year. Today his body is a better body built by chemicals , think he can pass the mandatory P** test ? Inquiring minds want to know !

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    HooDaD  over 3 years ago

    Ok, I just re-read the entire 2018 baseball season. That’s the one where Kevin Plewicki discovers launch angle and sets out to break Joe Sharkey’s record of 14 home runs in a season but comes up three homers short. Speaking of short, it’s also the one where Barry Bader sort of apologizes to the team for his horrendous behavior after Dafne Dafonte writes a story about Del Bader’s lack of remorse over killing Boo Radley. There was a lineup card posted early in the season and no Clark was listed. Nor was he ever mentioned in any of the game stories. There was a reference to all pitchers other than the No. 1 starter being .500 on the season, so no real stars among them. I didn’t look at 2019 or 2020 seasons because Zane has reportedly been away for years. Besides, the 2020 season was shortened by Covid. Oh, wait, in the alternate universe of Thorpworld, there was no Covid, so that can’t be the reason Zane didn’t play then.

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    Mopman  over 3 years ago

    P1 – Kaz, acting all nonchalant, like, “What, no big deal, I haven’t skipped work for two months or anything.”

    P2 – I’m dying to find out what Festival that is on the poster. Could it be the highly anticipated Loofah Festival?

    P3 – Okay, the kid hasn’t played baseball in 3 years, and you’re assuming he’s gotten better as a hitter and pitcher since then? I’m going to say no, no he hasn’t.

    And speaking of getting better, today’s Mopped Up Thorp has gotten better at insulting people.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Bluedarter  over 3 years ago

    Now that Kaz has been found, it can be announced that HvB got Mopman off by using the Chemical Inhalant/Megalomania/Twinkie defense. He’s not allowed to carry matches, and now has to do windows as well as floors. Welcome back!

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    bearwku82  over 3 years ago

    P3- Where do GilPa and Kaz buy their shoes? Kiddie Kastle? Big hands and tiny feet.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 3 years ago

    On the other hand, there’s a golden band.

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