Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 02, 2021

P3: She is using the same hair dye as Rudy Guiliani.

P3: Ghost boyfriend? That’s the spirit!

P3: Maybe she’s dating the Ghost of James Caan. https://www.gocomics.com/search/super-fun-pak-comix?utf8=%E2%9C%93&terms=ghost+of+James+Caan

Sean Pettibone’s cousin? Katy bar the door.

When do we go back to the Library Board Meeting…there is so much more they can do with that story line!!!

P1 Zane! You’re back dude! Where have you been he last three years? Did you see the Thorp kids and their dog? Have you seen the others from Milford who have been missing?

P2 The Main Zane is the talk of Milford athletics, optimism that second in the Valley is within grasp!

P3 Katy Brito, little sister of the Flying Brito Brothers, ponders another incomprehensible panel of dialogue as her face begins to melt

P3.5 Just asking, because if you’re not going to the prom, we have an open seat in Vic Doucettes pleasure cruiser grandpa van…hey wait a minute…I haven’t seen Vic since the great fire…you think he ghosted me and the other girls Katy?

In all reality , it figures it being Easter weekend that after 3 years Zanie has risen .P3 Ok ,look nosey see what Zanie did to my face 3 years ago , I wish he was still dead .

Gil and Kaz were sure excited to have a kid who hasn’t played in three years AND wants to come out a week late. Must be short on diamond gems in Milford.

Even in Milford, Jamal “The Ghost” Gaddis is facing time behind bars for relations with a minor. The rumor is she fancies being taped to a goal post.

F off Brillo head

Question for Katy Brito – Did you hear Moe Howard called & wants his wig back?

P2: The success of this year’s softball team is now guaranteed, with young Paul McCartney on the squad.

Well this is exciting. Zane Clark, the former Cook Islands international rugby league footballer joins the team. Don’t know if he can hit a baseball but he’ll sure come in handy if there are any scrums during one of their games.

Wow this is so mysterious!! And cliffhangy

P1, These players seem to be far ahead of their time, already using the Covid protocols 50 years in advance.

P2, And I heard we have to come up with something even dumber than the rally hippo or TCFS buttons before this softball season starts.

P3, Katy seems to be cracking up and not in a good way.

Ryan van Auken and Jay Bhatia led the Milford staff three years ago, with Jorge Padillo on the team along with angry Barry Bader and launching Kevin Pelwecki. There was no Zane anybody on varsity.

P1 – “Yeah, sorry I missed the last 208 practices and 68 games. I had a thing.”

P2 – “Scalp itch? It better not be lice.”

P3 – Ghost boyfriend? Ooh, maybe it’s that kid who came back as a peacock. That would be an interesting story!

And speaking of interesting, what could be more interesting than reading Mopped Up Thorp?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Most kids would roll their eyes at a guy goin out for the team who hasn’t played in two years, but not at Milford. This guy is the talk of both teams like he’s gonna be passin out 100$ bills after practice or something

I heard that Katy’s ghost boyfriend cheated on her with Boo.

Could be the Brito Bandito, for those of us with enough mileage to remember it…same mustache too.

P3- How do you pronounce your last name?…….Say burrito real fast.