Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 30, 2021

oh, poor Poo Poo there

Is that Poo Poo’s tribute to Droolia?“This thing (this thing)Called love (called love)It cries (like a baby)In a cradle all nightIt swings (woo woo)It jives (woo woo)It shakes all over like a jelly fishI kinda like itCrazy little thing called love”

You know they took over our world when coffee is made from jellybeans

Taken over by jellyfish? – Ouch – that stings.

… and as ocean levels rise …

Beware of the SNL Land-Sharks !

Jellyfish can still sting…

If they leave the water, they’re probably running from zombie crabs taken over by Sacculina carcini.

No problem. Just like any invasive species. Tell people jellyfish are good for your sex drive and they will be near extinction within a generation.

Another reason to be concerned with climate change? (But how will it really take for flooding of the coasts to be an issue, I ask rhetorically. We may or may not have more time than we think.)

The Puppet Masters! Nice tribute to Heinlein.

Not a good look for you, Poo Poo! :)

I’ll be the first to Poo Poo this arc.

Does Starro know about this?

Uh oh….

Not funny… jellyfish stings can be deadly to those with severe allergies!

Poor Poo Poo.

Start feeding your kids peanut butter and jelly fish sandwiches. Problem solved in the school cafeteria.