WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 01, 2021

There’s a lot of people like that. Just look at the conspiracy theory people.

That’s why he was promoted to management!

Just do what i do. The name of the website is what you use for the password. You forget your password you just need to look at what site you are on.

No hacker would ever think of that ;)

“I’macompleteidiot” would work as a password, change the ‘I"s into ones to have a numeric and you’re set to go.

Just write your passwords on postit notes on your desk. That’s what I do and it hasn’t failed me yet.

and proof that you are an idiot is that you keep giving lame excuses instead of doing things right

Just write it down in your password bible.

When working IT, you assume this about users, but they seldom admit it.

I use an ancient but workable solution: I put them on 3×5 cards. Hard to find indexes for those nowadays, however.

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