Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 25, 2021

Does he have as-tick-matism?

Looks more like those lousy things.

Since there are six legs, those should be insects (so they could be lice but are not ticks). However, all six legs should be attached to the thorax. (One pair is attached to the abdomen.)

Annie Lennox song…HERE COMES THE FOG AGAIN

I don’t get this one, if there is a reference in it.

Are those the tiny mites that live in the roots of your eyelashes? (Sorry if I started your day with a weird out.)

There is a cure for this problem: wear the mask BELOW your nose like a lot of people do. Of course, if you have your shots, you don’t have to wear a mask at all. I heard that from Ted Cruz. /s

We (collectively) must have been told literally millions of times by public service announcements. 365/24/7 over the past year both how to wear a mask properly and that the purpose of wearing a mask is NOT to protect the wearer but to protect other people FROM the wearer. Some people are so stupid that telling them something a million times isn’t enough for them to “get it.”

My face is shaped so that the mask comes up to just below my eyes. If I move my glasses down just a little bit, the “exhaust” goes out behind the part over my nose and not over the lenses.

The biggest issue I have with masks is that I have to take my glasses off before I take the mask off. The straps get hung up in the ear pieces otherwise.

Dang. That person gots a serious lice problem.

Hey, on a clear day, I can see forever…

Here comes the fog again, falling on my head like a memory…

He might have a mite problem.

If your mask is over your glasses, not only will you fog up your glasses, you are spewing out potential infection with every breath. Get a clue. The virus does not travel like spitballs. “Hiding your mouth” is not the idea. It spreads like smoke. Think about it. The pandemic is far from over.

It’s The Fog!

Is that Steve Smith?

The REAL question, as @stillfickled pointed out, is why does then guy have ANY kind of insect (or deformed insect) of that size on the inside of his glasses lens?!!