Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2021

Well at least he gets to be resurrected so he can live a second life sentence. That has to count for something.

All you need is one.

Sibling rivalry.

One life to live…

Seems like there’s other things going on here.

It seems like he might have already had one life sentence before he got into trouble with the law. (and he’s listening to it right now)

Why did bleeb have to go?

I guess he’s an overachiever.

Bleeb, you’re on the wrong side.

Duh!!

Genetics or environment, lady.

Some contests you just don’t need to win.

Assuming that’s the mom she must not have been doing a good job in child rearing

Because – my crime was twice as heinous?

At least I got them to make mine concurrent.

“So, you’re telling me that I really got more than he did??

“Well then…. I win!”

“Yessssssssss!”

Just enough to keep away from her.

Same reason men die before their wives, because they want to!!

Mom, I’m just a baaaaaad boy………

Ma Barker?

Double your pleasure, double your fun………

Does this mean she will dump him and wait for his brother instead?

They like to keep it in the family.

I regret that I have but one life sentence to serve for my country.

I do like her glasses! :)

Mothers! Never happy!

Loser!

Bleeb is on the wrong side of the window.

Whatcha in for, Bleeb?

Oklahoma jokes. Hilarious.