Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 10, 2021

Elect Pinocchio to public office and you’ll never need to buy lumber again.

Compared to Trump you’re a lightweight, Pinocchio!

They won’t remove his tweets or mark em as fake news because he’s on their side.

When has gossip ever been honest?

He’s lying…

…….that nose just shows who you really are….

Oh hell, Pinocchio. Nowadays, thanks to alternative facts, everyone knows everything. If they don’t like the truth, then they make something up. The insane are indeed running the asylum.

I thought that was a jet trail across the sky, but it was really trump’s nose.

I understand that he’s lying, but what does “I’ve been normalized” mean?

You may be the next to be “cancelled”

Press secertaries Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann Psaki

I never understood what made Pinocchio’s nose shrink, if anything. (Same question about ex-President)

So you didn’t really want to be a real boy, just a normal boy.

By definition, gossip is honest. To gossip means to spread someone else’s private or personal business. If the gossip is not true, then it’s not gossip, it’s slander or, if written, libel.

“I don’t gossip, but I know who does”!