JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 20, 2021

At least Joe isn’t a Vaxhole!

He’s going to punch you Peterson

Don’t listen to this idiot, folks. Go get vaccinated today!

Where is Charles Darwin now that we really need him?

“It’s not a vaccine because there is no virus in it! The definition of vaccine is it has virus in it!” I’ve heard that one. Historically vaccines contained a virus (live or dead). Some vaccines still do. But there are four ways of making vaccines. It became possible to produce vaccines by a third method a century ago (see tetnus). The technique to develop this has been around for decades (see Hep-B). Anyone who says it’s not a vaccine because vaccines contain the virus is living in the 19th century.

You’d be snippy too if you had someone bothering you while you’re trying to do your classwork!

Because, Peterson, unlike you, Joe is not a stinking freeloader relying on everyone else to keep him healthy and safe while he contributes nothing to the effort! Some people, like Joe, contribute to society; other people, like Peterson, merely consume oxygen that would be better used for some other purpose.

Medicine?

How many people know really anything about most of the things they do or consume each day?

IF your vaccine was ANY good it wouldn’t matter IF anyone else got one!

My family starting with my son in February did get that virus from a customer, son works at a grocery store, then it spread within days rest of us, for me thought never end. Then 2 weeks ago son got that Pf vaccine at pharmacy within the grocery store, sick for 24 hours, back to normal.

yes, we DO know, the ingredients of a vaccine are public knowledge that just about anyone can look up, and there isn’t anything in it that you wouldn’t find in the food you buy at the grocery store

Pull my finger.

The ingredients of the vaccine are on the public record:https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/faq.html?s_cid=10492:what%20is%20in%20the%20covid%20vaccine:sem.ga:p:RG:GM:gen:PTN:FY21

Oh dear god…shut up and go away! If Peterson (and all he reps) were so sure that they were right, they wouldn’t need to hover like mosquitos trying to make everyone else doubt their decisions.

I, for one, am glad that my wife & I have gotten the second doses and my son & his significant other have started their doses. When the passports come out I’ll be happy to travel the world again and leave the ugly Americans behind.

I got my 2nd Pfizer a month ago, still mask and distance. If some one is not wearing a mask, that’s on them. No need to criticize. If some one calls me a “sheep”, I say " The Lord is my Shepard".

Nope. Naturally immune. Never had a flu shot, never had the flu. What I once thought were spring colds I discovered was an allergy.

Do you know how oxygen works in your system, Peterson? No? Then you should stop breathing.

I just got a temp job replacing a temp who caught Covid from her dad, and gave it to the person I am helping in the office. The person in the office couldn’t get out of bed for a week. The temp spent 5 days in hospital unable to eat. Her dad died. Get vaccinated.

I would not let someone like that get so close to me. If he brags about not taking care of himself you have to wonder what other idiotic things he does.

Get vaccinated and keep to the CDC protocols. Wear that mask indoors and out and keep your distance.

EVERYTHING CAUSES INSTANT DEATH!!!

So shut the hell up and get vaccinated so your death will be later than sooner.

I’ve heard two wisecracks to use after getting your vaccinations: “After my second shot, I’ve had this crazy desire to speak Russian!” and “Hey, my cell phone reception is great now!”