Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2021

“You get a Haywire! And you get a Haywire!”

Tropical setting? Could we see the return of Don Juan Haywire?

Don’t worries, purdy little one. I will helps you. And I is bearly handsome so you won’t faint too.

You’ll need pancakes…

Act now and you’ll get another Haywire, absolutely free! It’s buy one, get one.

???

Ka-MORE THAN ONE?

Hmmm…a long lost Haywire. or a pretend one? If he doesn’t have a square jaw, then he’s not the real McCoy!

This gal is so hooked on RJ it’s no wonder why she had to cross her legs while standing yesterday

Where is Rip right now? I’ve lost track a bit – could he be on the island?

KA-MYSTERY HAYWIRE!

Another Haywire? I wonder who it could be?

Purdy’s line in the last panel is nearly a direct quote from several women whenever my father and I were in the same room…