Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 22, 2021

He was the best man.

Do you take this man to be your husband?

Adieu.

You could double date.

That’s going to be a very quick annulment.

Looks like the guy on the top of the cake is going to jump!

“When you said that you had picked a date, I decided to pick a fig.”

He’s her Plus One…

She’ll tell you all about the honeymoon when she gets back.

Being poly means you have more options.

Charlene brought MAT- rimoney problems to the reception.

The more, the marryer!

well at least i know you will be with me tonight. You never fool around on a first date.

Who said this was our first date?

Crazy…that takes the cake.

https://youtu.be/jouh79Jjj2w

Are they eating dates? :)

Best to find out now than later.

The Latin phrase “omne trium perfectum” comes to mind …!

He thought she was talking about pitted dates…

You should have listend to her more closely. If you don’t, the marriage won’t last very long. (Also, vice versa).

What a bunch of mormons.

Well if he’s going to be jealous at the wedding, I think she picked the wrong guy.

You can have her. Her nose is growing out of the side of her face!

Which man smashed the glass?

First thing tomorrow, guy, head on down to court to get an annulment. No way this marriage ends happily ever after.