Actually, Marvin the Martian was the first to wish Earth’s demolition in 1948 (Haredevil Hare; Warner Brothers) using the Uranium PU36 Explosive Space Modulator because Earth blocked his view of Venus. Marvin’s technology improved later when he switched to the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Since he was always foiled in his attempts, the Earth was ripe for the successful Vogon demolition of our minor planet thirty-one years later as detailed in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (Douglas Adams; 1979).
boneroller42 over 3 years ago
I see Mark is channeling Douglas Adams now.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Vogons seem to have gotten sloppier over the years!
oompa over 3 years ago
Got your towel?
ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Liō, just spray it with some Vogon Begone!
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Not exactly the welcome Lio was hoping for!
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
Have the guy read some poetry while you wait
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Quick put up the NMP field!
mustang6077 over 3 years ago
Vogons?
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
Good gravy, it’s the Vogon Construction Fleet!
Norris66 over 3 years ago
The world is fine it’s the parasites that got to go.
Charles Freeman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just checked in to make sure the appropriate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy comments had been made. Well done. Well. Done.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
Why would the Aliens go to all the trouble and experience when we’re doing that on our own?
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Actually, Marvin the Martian was the first to wish Earth’s demolition in 1948 (Haredevil Hare; Warner Brothers) using the Uranium PU36 Explosive Space Modulator because Earth blocked his view of Venus. Marvin’s technology improved later when he switched to the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Since he was always foiled in his attempts, the Earth was ripe for the successful Vogon demolition of our minor planet thirty-one years later as detailed in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (Douglas Adams; 1979).
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Grab a towel…
eolan59 over 3 years ago
Don’t forget your towel
xaingo over 3 years ago
That sign should have been put up at the end of 2019.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
Who invited those Vogonians?
Random Lurker Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks around You know, that’s fair.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
Fake news, they wouldn’t do that or need to. And I doubt they would tell us.
rshive over 3 years ago
And he puts up the sign even with the enthusiastic welcome.
Lambeth777 over 3 years ago
I was thinking the same thing.
Biltil Premium Member over 3 years ago
The celestial heavens probably do need protection from humanity.
BC in NC Premium Member over 3 years ago
If it’s the alien AFL-UFO then it’ll take some time.
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Good heavens, it’s a Vogan construction worker…