Comics Border Patrol Cop: Sorry, kid... if you don't have anything funny to say, I can't let you through. Welcome To The Punchline
What about “Why did the squid cross the road?”
ain’t easy being a pantomime comic strip, is it, Lio?
Here’s a joke:
There’s a party going on. There’s more than enough drinks for everyone.
Take the long way round Lio, we’ll wait. Punch lines are best delivered well developed.
Okay, what do you get when you cross a cephalopod by a security guard?
Ok! Your mother wears army boots and your father smells like Elder berries!
Now let us through or you will be in perpetual night by copious volumes of squid ink
Hmmm, on a bad day there could have been quite the traffic jam at that border checkpoint as even the best of the best like Doonesbury, Breathed and Pastis occasionally miss the mark with their punchlines, albeit normally on purpose……..
I thought the “border guard” would have been drawn more like a Barney Fife!
That doesn’t stop other comics.
The Punchline
Feels like I’m going to lose my mind
You just keep on pushing my love over The Punchline
Da da da da, da da da da
Better security than what’s going on at the Southern border.
But my speechless squid is funny.
If that’s the case, then this cop needs to be a permanent part of the proceedings here.
Border walls back in the funny papers, where they belong. HAW HAW!
Lio never has anything to say! That’s what makes him funny.
Standing at the crossroads between humor and good taste.
6 Chix never crosses the border.
Has he ever said anything?
Haven’t you heard, officer? We have a new president so everyone is welcome… (sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll go slap myself a few times)
Meet my friend Big Cal. He’s a laff riot and has a razor sharp beak.
show him your sight gag exemption card
“Something funny”
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
eolan59 over 3 years ago
What about “Why did the squid cross the road?”
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
ain’t easy being a pantomime comic strip, is it, Lio?
monkeysky over 3 years ago
Here’s a joke:
There’s a party going on. There’s more than enough drinks for everyone.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 3 years ago
Take the long way round Lio, we’ll wait. Punch lines are best delivered well developed.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Okay, what do you get when you cross a cephalopod by a security guard?
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Ok! Your mother wears army boots and your father smells like Elder berries!
Now let us through or you will be in perpetual night by copious volumes of squid ink
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
Hmmm, on a bad day there could have been quite the traffic jam at that border checkpoint as even the best of the best like Doonesbury, Breathed and Pastis occasionally miss the mark with their punchlines, albeit normally on purpose……..
jagedlo over 3 years ago
I thought the “border guard” would have been drawn more like a Barney Fife!
Liam Astle Premium Member over 3 years ago
That doesn’t stop other comics.
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
The Punchline
Feels like I’m going to lose my mind
You just keep on pushing my love over The Punchline
Da da da da, da da da da
artegal over 3 years ago
Better security than what’s going on at the Southern border.
rshive over 3 years ago
But my speechless squid is funny.
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
If that’s the case, then this cop needs to be a permanent part of the proceedings here.
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Border walls back in the funny papers, where they belong. HAW HAW!
kathybear over 3 years ago
Lio never has anything to say! That’s what makes him funny.
khcm1157 over 3 years ago
Standing at the crossroads between humor and good taste.
Radish... over 3 years ago
6 Chix never crosses the border.
mikeywilly over 3 years ago
Has he ever said anything?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Haven’t you heard, officer? We have a new president so everyone is welcome… (sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll go slap myself a few times)
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Meet my friend Big Cal. He’s a laff riot and has a razor sharp beak.
944im Premium Member over 3 years ago
show him your sight gag exemption card
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
“Something funny”