Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 02, 2021

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    The retirement plan is to die in the saddle with your boots on.

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    Jeff0811  over 3 years ago

    If I were a butler I would speak in a British cockney accent, just to see what happens…“Would you like me to ‘elp you wit’ chore coat, Guv’nor?”

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    SNVBD  over 3 years ago

    Maybe if the boss gets him a tuxedo?

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “If you’ll drop this, I promise to fill out Jenkins’ RJ-17 Form without complaint.”

    “What if I ordered you to do both?”

    “I’ll alert the media…”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    So why didn’t he pursue that path?

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    jerry400  over 3 years ago

    You need money to have a butler, not breeding or a title .. Madonna has one. And Batman …

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